What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:29

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
Moonraker
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever